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Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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