why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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