we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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