Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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