I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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