You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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