This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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