I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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