i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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