That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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