So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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