Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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