It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
What a dumb baby whore.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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