I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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