4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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