Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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