So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
