pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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