I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
