he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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