I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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