Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You are a genius and a whore.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
