Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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