Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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