so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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