So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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