Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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