I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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