I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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