She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Randomize
