I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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