I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just made out with a guy for $7.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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