Non-Jews are for practice
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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