Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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