He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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