guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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