That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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