the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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