Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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