Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
My nipple is on Facebook.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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