omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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