Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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