I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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