Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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