I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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