We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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