Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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