Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
