I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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