I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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