i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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