Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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